so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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