Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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