Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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