If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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