Christians are straight up FREAKS
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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