she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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