he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have aggressive nipples.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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