I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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