What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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