Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm like, not good at living.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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