dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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