i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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