Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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