"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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