i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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