I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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