I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Pants are for mortals
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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