Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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