he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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