he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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