I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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