I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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