And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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