My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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