if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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