Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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