I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak