My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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