I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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