I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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