windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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