How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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