I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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