just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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