I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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