She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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