He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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