He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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