im gay
i know
yea but for you.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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