Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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