I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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