we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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