I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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