At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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