I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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