The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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