Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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