Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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