I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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