Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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