I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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