Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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