After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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