North Korea, Best Korea!
now i know why i became what i already was.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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