its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
