you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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