Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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