i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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